(20) New tweets matching Malawi

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DaddyzgurlEVE @_Y0LANDA in malawi akuti ppl xpalin twitter as #kalondolondo.... hahahahha rotflmfao #villagers! *dies* 1 minute ago

garydchance "locals fear pinning responsibility for [farting] on [people] will be difficult & may lead to miscarriages of justice" http://bit.ly/g2fany 2 minutes ago

mwNyasaTimesBNL Fewer salute when we try running up a new flag:If this was a turning point, it took us2 a place we have been b #Malawi: http://bit.ly/fpSVwq 6 minutes ago

garydchance Malawi gov "plan to punish persistent offenders "who foul the air"...to "mould responsible and ­disciplined ­citizens". http://bit.ly/g2fany 7 minutes ago

garydchance Breaking wind is to become a crime in Malawi-Mirror http://bit.ly/g2fany UK MPS already have Fart Police responding to BS/Bird false claims 11 minutes ago

Dr_Kamuzu_Banda KWACHA! KAMUZU! KAMUZU! FREEDOM! FREDOM! UFULU! UFULU! NTENDELEEEE!.........LEAGUE OF MALAWI YOUTH! LEAGUE OF MALAWI WOMEN! 12 minutes ago

ganetsadventure Think twice before breaking wind in #Malawi! (thanks for the link from @lakeofstars) http://bit.ly/f3R77F 18 minutes ago

marklawi I'm off to get my second hair cut since being in Malawi. Hopefully the barber will be less drunk this time. 21 minutes ago

marklawi STOP PRESS: Malawi has officially been introduced to Summer Heights High. And it was good. 21 minutes ago

katiamfernandes RT @UNDP: Over half of #Malawi's 13 million people still live below the poverty line – earning less than $1 per day http://oxfam.org/malawi via @Oxfam 27 minutes ago

Brightonsa Malawi bill seeks to punish public farting How can this government criminalise the release of intestinal gases? http://bit.ly/gatYod 27 minutes ago

RichardWHBray I blogged beer, sausages: It was Jo's idea. From Malawi she emailed me, suggesting we have night of strange beer... http://bit.ly/grNjpk 29 minutes ago

Malawi_Adverts We anticipate a good year for most people. For the first in malawi selling and buying has been made easy. Thanks to Pansika.com. 29 minutes ago

Wigfield1000 Check this video out -- Africa's Deadly Brain Drain - Malawi http://t.co/6cGw06N via @youtube 29 minutes ago

herrserj Looks like @akerfonta is banned in Malawi. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1351174/African-country-set-make-breaking-wind-crime.html 31 minutes ago

bf_au_greyhound 13:52 29 Jan Ipswich R9 - 1st Fav 4 Stylish Daymo W$2.89 P$0.00 - 2nd 3 Spring Malawi P$0.00 - 3rd 1 Mystical Mandy P$0.00 34 minutes ago

nedcrosso @kaytrixx w.t.f do that min aniwa coz i ges thos guyz wea on malawi gold! Shiet 35 minutes ago

GTBurns Soon, if you trump in Malawi you'll be *breaking the law, breaking the law...* http://t.co/vklmadO 36 minutes ago

AiahBruce Farting is a crime in Malawi. I wonder what will be the punishment cause I know someone who can't let a day pass without passing gas. 40 minutes ago

AnikaRabbani RT @Andrea_UrbanFox: RT @Oxfam gr8 @SavetheChildren interview w/Malawi Minister of Health http://bit.ly/fJk1bX << and no Madonna in sight 40 minutes ago

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